Global warming is real.  There, I said it!  Now sign me up for some of the perks that the other global warming preachers are getting.  The documents leaked from Sony show that global warming preacher Leonardo DiCaprio is so concerned about global warming that he took 6 trips via private jet in 6 weeks.  Give me some of that! Global warming preacher Pharrell actually preaches to us from the comfort of his private jet.

Back in March, our global warming preacher/president and first lady took two planes to California to tape two different TV shows.  Why fly together when you can take his and her planes at taxpayer expense? Small, fuel efficient cars are for the peasants.  And for Earth Day 2015, the president flew to the Florida everglades to tell us that we must make severe cutbacks in OUR lives to “fix” climate change.

And the global warming pope, Al Gore, has made millions of dollars flying around the world and preaching fear.  Oh, I forgot.  He plants trees to offset his carbon footprint, so he is Okay!  The US government spends $22 billion per year on climate change.  That is twice as much as it spends to protect the border.  To put that number in to perspective, taxpayers are charged $41,856 every MINUTE!  Sign me up for a piece of that!

Why do we let them get away with such hypocrisy?  When they start living the life they tell me to live, they might just be more believable.  Until then, leave me alone!